IT'S A BOY!

But we knew that months ago. Still isn't out yet... and no more contractions. In fact, Heather was right as rain today. It was probably my attempt at home-made hamburgers that made her feel funny the other night. Did you know that even though they're made from the same animals as steak, you can't eat them when they're red in the middle. I know that now, even if I don't know why.

Most of my clothes have now been washed in special baby detergent. 'Special' because it costs twice as much as normal detergent and doesn't get muddy paw prints out of bedlinen.